Boo
When your dog looks at you, as a man, and says with his look, “dude, can you do something about … Continue reading →
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As part of the Blurbomat annual Autumn Regression (wherein editorial staff channels their inner twelve year-old boy), we’ve done some … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe MovaTron 4000™
I have another in a series of brilliant ideas, disseminated here poorly. In three days, I’ll have a better, funnier … Continue reading →
View ArticleDog Day Morning
7:00 am — Awake. Chuck has weird pimply thing on face. Not sure if it is: Zit Injury from playing … Continue reading →
View ArticleInstead of Working
I’m supposed to be packing. However, I can’t stop thinking about Utah and booze. In California, the single best thing … Continue reading →
View ArticleNorthwest Stats
Coffee (per day): 4 Traffic: n/a Speed Limit (average): 20 mph under where it needs to be Booze: Balanced precariously … Continue reading →
View ArticleHighlight Reel
After many crazy days on the road and having fenced backyards and free food and cocktails galore and 2,500 miles … Continue reading →
View ArticleUnholy Night
More when I’ve recovered from frostbite and dementia brought upon by helping the lone driver unload our 7,300 lbs of … Continue reading →
View ArticleThe 9,000 Pound Something
My favorite thing about living in Utah from a sociological perspective is how much power the Mormon Church has and … Continue reading →
View ArticleReasons to like Utah II
While at the liquor store: me (to the guy stocking the see-through shelves): Do you have any bitters? guy: Let … Continue reading →
View ArticleRecipe : Manhattan (dry)
3 parts Canadian Whiskey 2 parts Vermouth 3 dashes bitters (found at Albertson’s!!) Mix over ice. Shake. Pour into two … Continue reading →
View ArticleHappy New Everything
Despite the high eye booger count and the shakes from no sleep and far too much alcohol and finally, the … Continue reading →
View ArticleAltitude and Other
The Blurbomat medical team has stepped up it’s War on Sickness. Elevated the Sickness Level to Allegra-D status with the … Continue reading →
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One One One
A graphic photo, a link to my friend's project and a note about breathing. Continue reading →
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A Day Before the Storm
Autumn in Manhattan, a link to some amazing and heartbreaking Sandy aftermath photos and I snuggle with my girls because I feel so very lucky. Continue reading →
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